Tuesday, March 24, 2009

NO MORE NEW BISCUITS!!!

YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO TEACH AN OL' DOG NEW TRICKS, BUT YOU CAN'T EVER CHANGE IT'S DIET!!!  CAME HOME YESTERDAY TO NEW BISCUITS IN THE DOG'S JAR AT HOME.  SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER FROM PREVIOUSLY FAILED ATTEMPTS NOT TO GIVE THEM TO THEM (IT'S IN MY OLDER BLOGS...SCROLL DOWN IF YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH FOR A RACAP)!  I JUST SPENT THE LAST HOUR (IT'S 2 AM, IT WAS 1 WHEN I STARTED) TRYING NOT TO VOMIT ON MYSELF WHILE SOPPING/WIPING/ FLUSHING/SANITIZING/MOPPING/DEODORIZING THIS MESS.  NOW, DUE TO THE REMEDY I USED LAST TIME, IT SMELLS OF CHOCOLATE AND SHIT IN MY ROOM FOR THE SECOND TIME...

4 comments:

Amy said...

Yum! You know what might help with the smell? Open a box of Baking Soda and just leave it in there. It absorbs odors. If it makes you feel better Libby rolled in something yesterday and your nephew thought he just had to stick his hands on her;)

Jenn said...

Yes but the rent is cheap.(okay, okay...no new...anything. I pinky swear)
Sorry.

Manda said...

poor ol' girls!!!

carrie said...

I like frbreeze(sp) or what ever that spray stuff is called. I think it hides spooky smells around here.